I think my fat brother was the first to send me this photo about ten years ago. It's one of the funniest photos ever. My fat brother is the best.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
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13 comments:
This is very funny. Thank you fat brother of the Dude.
I happen to know your brother, Dude, and he's a svelt 5'10", 270lbs.
I think the svelt range for that hight ends at 265.
Why has the Dude not posted in a Week?
This is a fine question and one that I have been pondering myself.
Dude?
This site needs some fresh content. It's smelling riper than the "free" cat.
Dude, where are you? Is the "man" keeping you down? I warned you about going back to work for crappy software companies.
The Dude has emailed me several times this past week and claims he is not posting as much because he is not as angry as he used to be.
This is total bullshit, I am not angry at anyone or anything and I can comment on his shitty posts, what the hell is wrong with you Dude? Wogget is really angry at a lot of things and it does nothing for him, his posts are still total shit.
Elayne just might be angry, I am not sure. At what would she be angry one might ask? How about anger directed at all the men who have fucked her over during her life on this earth as a woman? If that is what she claims that is just an excuse or cover-up for her self loathing. I think this is just a woman thing, and despite that anger she still finds very little to write about. Maybe she really is angry at shitty software companies and the vortex of broken promises, wasted time, and suppressed talent those companies represent. Still no help, she barely posts once every week.
There is no link between anger and posting frequency or ability. It is simple neglect, laziness, slothful living. Fuck you Dude, if it helps you to post get angry you weak, godless, ugly excuse for a human being. Also, Fuck all of you who read this blog and never take the time to interact with your comments. You make me feel like a word whore, all used up and dirty. You don’t like me or respect me you just use me. I hate you.
(SEE ANGER DOES NOTHING, IT IS JUST ANGER. THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT IT. IT SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. JUST BE HAPPY AND POST FUNNY SHIT MORE THEN ONCE A WEEK SO I CAN BE A LITTLE HAPPIER AT WORK EVERY DAY.)
You know what really makes me angry, Dave? Those fucking Apple ads with the lame, indie, hipster music. Everytime the AirBook ad comes on I want to stick my foot through the television. If I ever meet the woman who sings that song, I will beat her with a sock full of AA batteries (which I carry with me everywhere). And that one iPod commercial with "1,2,3,4,..." oh my god, I am going to have a seizure right now.
Dave, are you happy now?
If it gets you to post more I am all for it. Here's to anger. You can embrace it and I will enjoy the fruits of its effects on you.
Are you really angry at iPod commercials? That is a very obtuse thing to have such a high degree of anger over.
Like I said if it prompts you to post more, I am all for it.
I'm not angry anymore, Dave. Just really, really hurt.
Once again I think that by 'hurt' you really mean self loathing. I would hate myself if I was as "svelt" as you are wooget. I am 6'3" 245lbs and I feel like a fat slob.
I try to not let it get me down though. Who am I trying to impress anyway?
Sorry if you are hurt wooget, my only aim is to amuse not offend.
Dave I saw you in an airport two years ago. If you're 245 pounds then I'm Arnold Schwarzenaioipadsfop.
I am 245, it says so on my drivers license.
That was also 2 years ago, I was going through a phase.
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