This isn't as good as the "Free Cat" photo, which I'll find later, but it's still pretty good. Thanks to Dave for the submission.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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12 comments:
I sent you this Dude because I thougt it was ironic. Reason being that I did not think it was funny to begin with.
Free cat. Now that is funny.
This picture is supposed to be about masturbation.
I am responsible for the deaths of many, many kittens over the years. Four died just yesterday.
Four times in one day wooget? That is impressive.
Give me a breakdown of the rest times. Was this accross the whole day or in a single session?
The first cat died in the morning before work (while checking my email), the second between morning meetings, another while checking email when I got home from work, and the last during a commercial for Maybelline starring that High School Musical, naked chick.
And for the record, on more died while I was writing this.
Wow, that is what I call shock and awe.
What is your record for an hour? I have killed three in 60 min as recently as a month ago.
We should have a contests. Dude?
Where is the dude?
Ironic that you are thinking about "pussy" while killing them.
I think "appropriate is the better term.
What is the longest you have ever gone without killing kitties?
I love when elayne posts, it makes me smile.
I once went 1 month. This was during a most unfortunate stint in a religious training facility where the practice was discouraged. Other than that I think I allowed many kitties to live over the course of the week (actually 5 days) following my vasectomy. At that point the blueness of my huevos and the magnitude of my need overcame the pain and swelling that I knew would, and did, result.
In fact, on that particular occasion I believe I invented a wholy new way to kill kittens.
Hand to God I honestly went 22 months in a row without killing a single kitty. This was when I was in my kitty killing prime too, ages 19-21. Then one fateful day I was in the shower and accidently washed myself a little too vigorously and BAM streak over.
Man I was pissed at myself for breaking my streak. At the time I felt horrible. This is when I thought that not only did kittens die but I was convinced that Jesus cried and winced in pain when I did this.
What's more, your sin NOW causes Jesus (fucking) Christ to feel the pain almost 2000 YEARS AGO in the garden.
Ftr, that's the Garden of Gethsemane in Israel, not the Garden of stone that Pearl Jam talks about in their 1991 song.
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