The Dude hasn't been posting for awhile because his parents were in town visiting and worshiping Jesus and he was tied up with some shit. But the real reason is that the Dude has lost his anger. Perhaps he's getting older, perhaps he's getting more sex, or perhaps the loss of his ipod in an airport two months ago has caused him to go into an irreversible tailspin due to his inability to listen to "When the Levee Breaks" at a moment's notice. Whatever it is, the Dude's anger is gone and his desire to post has dropped multiple levels. Hopefully that explains it.
But something is definitely wrong. Or right, I'm not sure. I haven't thought about lesbians in like three weeks. I used to not go three seconds without thinking about them. Ah, lesbians. Where have you gone? I used to be so angry about Mormonism that I couldn't see straight. Now who gives a shit. Go Mormons and their magic underwear. Whatever. I'm voting for Barack Obama.
Friday, March 21, 2008
ANGRY
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As a spokesman/apologetic for Mormonism on this blog let me be the first to express regret that the Dude is no longer angry with us. This will surely marginalize us as a topic on this blog and make us less relevant in the larger world view.
We regret our relegation but at least we are in good company, according to the Dude Lesbians are no longer a favorite topic of his. (We will see how long that lasts.)
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