AIRLINE ETIQUETTE

If you're on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly open your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop and start it up.
3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
4. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying.
5. Run this screen

*thanks to Dave, again.