Thanks to Elayne for sending in this great video of our favorite candidate who dropped out, Mitt Romney. Here he is getting down with the brothers and sisters, aka black people (as opposed to white people), at a campaign stop in one city one day that wasn't today, since he's not in the race anymore.
The dude is actually pretty cool and I have no issue with him saying who let the dogs out. I saw a lot of dogs in the clip so I guess it was appropriate. It's just fun to make fun of him. And he just eats it up. People like being made fun of. Like when we called that near-dwarf at work "T-Rex" because he had stumpy arms. He thought it was hilarious. Absolutely loved it. I'm just here to make everyone feel better.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Who Let the Dogs Out?
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"Is Mitt Romney retarded?" How funny is that? I love the Daily/Cobert Shows. Those two shows used to be followed by the Dave Chappelle show, now that was some good TV.
It is very fun to make light of others, this is one my great passions in life. I have even converted my wife to this pastime to some small degree. The only reason I even tolerate going out in public to places like water parks and state fairs is that the people watching is top shelf at these places. I went to the MN State Fair this year and it was one of if not ‘the’ best night out I have had in a long time. I went with three people from work that were drinking heavily. Two of us were not from MN and two were native MN folk and we had a grand old time mocking people and eating buckets of cookies, foot long hot dogs, corn dogs, fried cheese curds, fried twinkies, you name it. What a night.
I loved the ‘t-rex’ midget smack. Here are a few of the monikers we bestowed on others back in the day (high school). The best part about all of these was that the people knew we were making fun of them but for some reason they seemed to like the attention.
Noodle – This is a nickname we used to refer to a sophomore girl a few of us got down on as seniors. Her nipples were so long that we started calling her noodle. I don’t think she knew why we called her this because she seemed to like it. One of my friends is still married to Noodle to this day.
One Ball Willie – A kid named Bill who had one of his balls removed for some reason. Our football coach actually never used his name and always called him ‘one ball’ or just ‘Willie’.
Suttlemaster – His real name was Jason Suttlemyer. He was caught masturbating in a closet in the girls locker room and ever after was known simply as “Suttlemaster”.
“Spicoli” – A kid at my school who smoked tons of hippie lettuce and looked just like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. We partied with this kid all the time, his Dad had a home brewery in their kitchen, he was way ahead of his time (1988).
“Fire Crotch” or just “Fire” for short – Hot red headed cheerleader.
Leaping Llama – This name was given to this girl by her boyfriend because she liked to jump around so much while they were having sex and she had really long legs. (I think I mentioned her in a previous comment about the ‘Over Achievers Club’.)
There was a girl named Suedi Bullock. For some reason we glossed her “Scew’me Bull’fuck. I have no idea why we did this, that one just made no sense but just sounded funny at the time. This kind of word play with names was popular with us, here is one of the better examples; A raunchy chick from the barrio = pro tennis player Arantxa Sanchez Vicario for her not so good looks.
Chernobyl – We pronounced it Sharenobly. This was the nickname for a girl named Sharen that had a very public ‘meltdown’ at school when she got dumped by her boyfriend.
Robo Cop – A friend of ours who was really into over dosing Robitussin to get “drunk”. He would do this all the time and the movie of the same name came out and the nickname stuck.
Tripod – A kid we knew who had a really long member.
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