I feel like shit today, high fever, shivering all the time, etc. Not even this incredible motivator from John Scalzi can make me my normal inspiring self. I was on a trans-Atlantic flight last week and some asshole on the plane was clearly secretly spreading his or her filthy germ pool, endangering the health of everyone on the aircraft. Probably a Chinese person. They're taking over.
Hey dumbshit, can't you just listen to your iPod with your tray table down while we're taking off and endanger all our lives that way? Like I need this god damn fever. I am really on one today. I wish I was dead. Bacon on a cat kicks ass.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Bacon on a Cat
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This one just didn’t resonate with me. A strip of Bacon taped to the side of a cat? Now if the bacon had been cooked that would have been something entirely different. Anyone who knows anything knows that cooked bacon taped to the side of a cat would have been hilarious but alas uncooked bacon just looks comically lazy.
These Demotivators need to be a little more careful. Just like the Ninja holding a guitar the wrong way, the uncooked nature of the pork product in this photo ruins it for me. The Devil is in the details (and in my heart when ever I look at an Oreo cookie now).
You must have picked up a virus Dude and it must be killing the part of your brain that recognizes what is funny or blog worthy. That is the only way to explain why there is a picture of a cat with uncooked bacon taped to it on this blog.
You must be getting better, you went back to posting soft core pornography and pictures of fat people we can make fun of. We missed you Dude, I for one am glad you are back and that this virus held sway on you but for a moment.
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