Is there anything better than an Oreo with fresh milk? I'm not that into Double Stuff as that's a bit too much creamy center for me, but a regular Oreo with milk is the best. I think I'll go have one right now.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Oreos are Good
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This shot actually makes me a little nervous. Start looking at girls any younger then this and the FBI knocks you door down and takes your PC to a lab to collect evidence. This girl might have signed some paper work that says she is 18 but c'mon, that is no shaved vajayjay that thing is bald. You posted a wooget Dude, you can't do that. It is time to raise the bar Dude. I like porn as much as the next guy but not the young stuff that just makes me feel creepy.
And Dude what is with all of the thinly veiled sexual innuendo?
"Is there anything better than an Oreo with fresh milk? I'm not that into Double Stuff as that's a bit too much creamy center for me, but a regular Oreo with milk is the best. I think I'll go have one right now."
“fresh milk”? “creamy center”? Why didn’t you just go for it and talk about the time you were eating your girlfriends cookies and you went to wipe some sweat from your brow and your long fat finger thrust some crumbs from the cookies into the soft wet pink flesh of your inner eye…OH the Horror!
I do like oreos though. One question; In the undedited shot does this chic have cookies stuck to her body? I just had to ask.
Sadly I have not seen an unedited version. The version out there is this one. For your sake, if I could have posted the same Oreos thing, but with an 80 year-old woman, I would have done it. But sadly, such a thing is not available. And there is no "unedited version" of this photo, so I don't know if she has cookies stuck to her or not. But she seems pretty happy to be posing so one must assume she knows what she's doing.
I'm into motivators and this is a very motivating message. It's very powerful and helps people's lives, sort of like the book "Purple Cow" by Seth Grodin. Or "Who Moved My Cheese?" There's nothing better than business books designed to motivate the mid-level executive. Very powerful.
Seriously, this girl is on the side of a milk carton somewhere.
elayne-
I knew I would not be the only one just a tad creeped out by this photo.
Your milk carton blast is the funniest comment ever posted on this blog not by me. I am in love, will you eat some oreos with me?
I object to this budding blog romance, especially on Valentine's Day. Elayne is one of the top 10 coolest chicks on this planet. This should put her (theoretically, at least) in demand by people like NBA All-Stars, mid-level rock stars, and Russian oil magnates. You are none of those things, although I think I once saw that you had your picture taken with Charles Barkley. So what the hell, go for it.
I am flattered Dude that you remember seeing the picture of me and Chuck Barkley. Yeah that was from when I pretended to like a girl to get press passes to the NBA all star game in SLC.
Speaking of elayne if by "coolest" you mean what I think you mean I could pretend to like her too. What can she do for me?
I have just been inspired. I shall no longer be knows as "Jesus Penis." From this moment forward I shall be "Wooget".
Regarding Elayne's comment I have but one thing to say: "thank god."
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