I know you've all been concerned about how sick I've been. Thanks to all your thoughts and prayers, Jesus is really helping now and I might be feeling a little better. This morning I felt like dying but then I thought about having an Oreo and forced myself out of bed. When I did so, God rewarded me with the following kick-ass story from one of our faithful readers. As you know, I've been so sick that I can't even give my wife anal and she's very upset about it. All women love anal, even when they say they don't. The reader says:
Something is truly wrong with the world when you cannot give your wife "the anal she craves." You pussy, suck it up and take one for the team. My girlfriend tells a story to this day where she was getting things going and I was feeling sick and was not into it. I went to the bathroom and vomited violently and then I came back to bed and was like "OK I am ready now". But she took pity on me and left me alone. The point is I was willing to go even with a little vomit hanging from my chin. Suck it up Dude and give her what she needs.
I tried to find a photo to post here but oddly enough my Google search for "anal" didn't bring up a lot of post-able options. I wonder why that is? This is a family site for all the little ones.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
The Anal She Craves
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Who was the reader that was willing to share such truth? His words are intoxicating, his stories more then humorous, his life is so blessed. I must meet this person and worship at his feet.
The combination of the last sentence of this post and the picture on the next post really gave me pause. You ended this post with “This is a family site for all the little ones.” Then you started the next post with a picture bordering on well…porn of one of the little ones. Creepy Dude, just creepy.
The identity of the reader shall remain anonymous. But suffice it to say he's willing to take one for the team whenever necessary. Clearly he's demonstrated that.
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