Investigative reporting has hit a new high this week. The Arizona Republic says:
A Scottsdale (AZ) PTO treasurer was arrested on suspicion of stealing nearly $200,000 from the organization since 2005, Scottsdale police said Thursday. The woman, 43, surrendered to police and was booked on charges of theft and released pending a court hearing.
Police said the woman told them she had a problem with alcohol, but that she said she had enrolled in Alcoholics Anonymous. Police said that the woman told them that anyone who knows her would say that her actions were completely out of character.
This woman never got any pay for her hard work with the PTO and now she tries to get a little back and this is how she gets treated? Our world is going to hell in a handbasket. How is she going to pay for her botox and implants now? How is she going to pay for her AA meetings? It's so unfair.
These actions were completely out of character for her. She only embezzled $200k over several years, and when she got caught she entered AA, just like Lindsay Lohan. She's an American hero, striving for truth, justice and the American way. I hope she gets a medal.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Fucktard of the Day
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When I first saw this mug shot I thought this chic was one of those semi-attractive school teachers that had sex with a 15 year old student. I was actually disappointed when I found out all she did was steal money. Stupid bitch…now what? You cannot earn restitution money going to AA, but you can earn some having sex with 15 year olds. They will bang anything, even you an aging PTO treasurer.
When did teachers decide it was a good idea to have sex with students? When I was 15 I had a sophomore gym teacher that was so hot, I wanted to have sex with her in the worst way and she knew it. That little tease would just f**k with my head every time I saw her. Every day in gym class we started out by stretching. I would always place myself right in the front row and she would sit right in front of me not 10 feet from my face and just stare me down with her best ‘f**k me’ doe eyes as she bent over and put her chin on her lower legs. This chic was not only hot she was flexible. She was drill team instructor and dance/aerobics teacher.
Next she would open her legs wide and bend side to side all the while looking at me as if to say with her stare “Yeah I know I am hot and you want to f**k my brains out but what the hell are you going to do about it you stupid little punk.” Every day she wore dance clothes and skin tight leotards and every day she looked so hot. I swear to you that even when I was in the front but not in the center she would always sit down to do her stretches right in front of me even if I was way to one side of the group. I was having sex with my girlfriend at least 4 times a day at this point in my life and this lady was her dance teacher and drill team instructor. I know my girlfriend was jealous she used to ask me all the time if I wanted to have sex with this lady. Every time she asked I said yes and then I quickly followed that with “but that is never going to happen so what are you worried about?”
I would flirt with this lady constantly; I had all kinds of excuses to see her because my girlfriend had like 3 classes a day from her. I obsessed about her so much that she started to flirt back just to mess with me. Some friends of mine would see this and half of them thought I actually was having sex with her. I had football coaches that wanted to do her too. This guy was married to the drill team/aerobics/dance teacher at a rival high school. His wife had a hot body but not a good face, total butter face. This guy was nuts, Coach Pierce was his name. He was new at the school that year and he felt the same way about this hotty at our school that I did. This cat was a good looking dude but who are we kidding he was a high school gym teacher, he could never score trim like that and he knew it, but that did not stop him from trying.
Jan (the hotty teacher) was married to the local golf pro in our town. He was a good looking dude and had a decent amount of money but he was way older. One thing though this cat knew how to take care of his lady. She drove a white Alfa Romeo Spyder convertible with burgundy leather. This car was perfect for her, man she looked good tearing out of the school parking lot with the top down and stereo blasting.
One time my girlfriend and I had sex right in the middle of the dance floor at school. This was a 40’x30’ foot room with floor to ceiling mirrors on all of the walls and ballet bars all around. We were right there in the middle on the rock hard wood floor going at it like porn stars. I kept looking in the mirrors and thinking man this is hot. What made it even hotter was that there were two entrances into the room that could not be locked; anyone could have come in at any time. There is nothing hotter then the thought of being caught in public having sex when you are still young and ripped. I clearly remember thinking what if Jan came in? What would she do? Would she join in? Would she watch? Would this help my chances of getting with her? I swear to you this is what I was thinking. How f**ked up it that? I was so full of myself and so cocky at this point I really thought I had a shot as f**king this smoking hot teacher. Somehow in my half baked hormone overloaded mind the thought of her seeing me having sex with my girlfriend and wanting to join in made total sense to me. This thought and others like it (mother/daughter combos, three ways, orgies) was in the realm of my reality at this point in my life, that just f**king blows my mind now.
Sadly I never did do anything with Jan. I wanted to but it just never happened. I know Coach Pierce wanted to as bad as I did but despite all of the rumors I am pretty sure they never did anything. He did go on to cheat on his wife though. Believe it or not he is my 13 year old son’s junior high gym teacher. I was talking to my son about Coach P the other day and he mentioned that he has a wall in his office with pictures of all of his x-wives and kids on it. There are shots of 4 or 5 different women on his wall. Monogamy was not something Coach P was good at. Back in high school Coach P used to tell me and some of the boys in the locker room about orgies he had been a part of in college, ORGIES for hells sake, what a nut. Now you have to understand that he was young, he was probably only 23 or 24 when he started at our school that year. Jan was the same young and hot. She is still hot, I see her every time I go to a Utah Jazz game. She currently is in charge of the Jazz Dancers and has been for many years. She is probably in her mid 40’s now but is still totally hot.
You failed to fuck her and you will regret it the rest of your life. It's not too late, though. You could be speaking to her on the phone in 30 seconds if you get off your ass and call her. You can read about her here: http://www.jazzbots.com/web/2007/11/26/a-conversation-with-the-choreographer/
and her phone number is 325-2588. You know the area code. She's a cougar now. She's probably anxious to fuck you. I hope so.
Dude? I cannot believe I actually gave you enough info that you found her phone number...curse google. Sadly everything I related in this post is all too true. No I never did anything with Jan but it sure was fun thinking about it. I would argue that thinking about doing something with her was as good if not better then actually doing it. Many times fantasy is much better then reality, plus there is MUCH less guilt associated with it.
I am sad there is not a single picture of her on the web. I would love to talk to her about things back in the day, but I would not call her to do it. A lot of really funny things actually happened (like Suttlemaster getting caught in the closet of the girl’s bathroom…by Jan) and I have always wanted to ask her if she watched me and my girlfriend in the ballet room. Unfortunately Dude as hot as she still may be I have very little residual interest in having sex with her. I actually have money now, if I am going to go do something foolish like that it is not going to be with someone over the age of 19, and it will not be with someone who ‘used’ to be hot.
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