Last week Sports Illustrated came out with its annual 12 Year-Old Boy Masturbation Issue and inside is a section about athletes' wives. Carmella Garcia, wife of homosexual Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jeff Garcia, is in the section. I'm thinking about becoming gay myself.
During her photo shoot I (didn't) ask(ed) her what it was like to bed down an NFL quarterback, because everyone wants to know. Her response:
Jeff has always loved both giving and receiving anal and we have a ton of strap-ons that I wear. His favorite is the 18-inch ribbed black one. During sex he yells "touchdown" a lot and makes me dress up like a linebacker. Sometimes I wear an Eagles or Ravens helmet. When it's really good for us both he usually cries afterward while I hold him in my big strong arms. But only for a couple of minutes.
Whatever it takes, man
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Jeff Garcia is Gay
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If you can be gay and hit that sign me up.
That is a very nice boob job, I am definitely a fan. What kind of girl can make that shitty high riding bottom piece look so good?
I thumbed through the SI soft core addition in the airport this morning. For once I think most of the hottest chics are from America and not Brazil. None were from France. Viva U.S. Americans, maps are for losers and don't forget the Iraq and such as.
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