Ad Age is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is getting a lot of money for some photos of her kids. Page Six says:
The about-to-pop pop diva, 38, and hubby Marc Anthony, 39, will rake in between $4 million and $6 million for exclusive rights to the first snaps of their expected twins, Ad Age reports today. The buyer? People — though the mag, as well as Jennifer’s reps, denied to Ad Age that any deal for U.S. rights for the pics has been finalized. The asking price will be split with OK! magazine, which will pay for the international rights for its editions around the world.
Originally, a 30-pound side of bacon was also included in the deal, but then JLo ate it. In related news, a photo of my seven year-old throwing up in her bed last week is exclusively available for only $9.95. With or without red-eye reduction. Contact me directly and cut out the middleman!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Jennifer Lopez is Rich
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The Dude needs to seriously stop posting shit about J-lo. I hate that bitch and she should be sterilized. Can you imagine what those two freaks of nature will look like? With their father's inhumanly skinny body and their mother's massive ass they'll be like two sets of cock-and-balls with legs.
But I digress. What we really need here is more of the Lindsay Lohan pictures. The ones without the fucking gauzy shit in front of here titties. I love titties.
Titties give my life meaning.
Asha...asha AAAAASHAA
Dude do me a favor and look up the South Park episode about the little girl Bebe getting breasts. The 'titties' come in and plot to take over the 5th grade. Classic.
That is the best explaination of the power of 'titties' I have ever seen. Watch the whole episode.
Oh I almost forgot...J-Lo sucks ass, big huge Latina ass.
South Park is the third most important thing in my life (behind titties and vajay-jay). I have seen literally every single episode since the series began in 1997. God I love that show.
My favorite one is where the kid they framed for burning their kindergarden teacher get's out of juvie. That chair the teacher uses is hilarious.
I have several favorites; 1. The vehicle Mr. Garison invents that 'requires' dual penetration to operate. 2. When Cartman discovers reverse digestion. 3. When Bebe gets her boobies. I really can't rank them, there are so many that I really like.
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