These songs both have the same title. I know which singer is hotter and I know which video is unbelievably stupid, but I don't know which song is better. It's a big dilemma. I'm having a very hard time deciding. It's really hard. So hard that I think I might start crying and rocking back and forth on big boy bed. Where's my blankie?
Monday, February 18, 2008
Yes I Am Gay
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When I first read this post and did not watch the videos I thought is was stupid, but then I actually watched them both and read your comment and for some reason it was suddenly much more insightful. What these videos have to do with your Gayness or lack there of I still have no clue.
I think the key to your gay or not gay quandary can be found in the following lyric of the first song. “You’re just as far in as you will ever be out”. Dude you are as gay as Jeff Garcia.
I think the first song by Anna Nalick is better on the strength of the lyrics alone. “Life is like an hour glass glued to the table” paired with “You can’t jump the track we’re like cars on a cable” is strong. The Faith Hill lyrics are lame. Faiths hotness lifts the whole song but it is lyrically weak. Any chic that has the word ‘lick’ in her name can’t be all bad and while I agree Faith Hill is hotter, Anna is no slouch.
The Anna video does suck ass but let me point out a few issues with the Faith Hill video. Faith cannot dance, she can barely move without looking like a baby giraffe that just dropped and is taking its first steps to the water hole. Staying with the African Savannah theme, this video has me staring at Faith like a hungry lion but then I notice her obvious defense mechanisms, those swinging arms of death. What the hell is up with all of the arm movements? The only way her movements make any sense is if there was a huge cloud of nats swarming her head the whole time. Watch the video again and imagine her in a swarm of bees, you will laugh your ass off. Why does she think that standing still and waving her arms around like a loon looks good or sexy for that matter? This chic really does not know how to move her arms and legs at the same time. There is only one scene where she is moving her feet and all she is doing is walking toward the camera. Credit the director for putting her on her back half naked on a bed. How could she mess that up? Somehow even laying on her back tied up in a sheet doesn’t slow those arms down. WTF
Not bees, Dave...ecstasy. She looks like she's just taken a massive hit of ecstasy.
I mean, that's what I ASSUME it looks like having had no personal experience with the drug myself. That shit will f8ck you up.
God I love drugs.
The only problem with the ecstasy theory is that every time I see people slammed on X they are dancing. Moving their feet and arms at the same time.
Maybe Faith combined x with a spinal tap of some kind so she was unable to move her feet. I’ll bet if you look really close in some of the long shots you will see the bottom of one of those parade float stands that goes up to and is strapped to her waist and this is the only thing that is keeping her from falling over.
If you saw a ‘making the video’ on this one and the set camera panned back it would show some guys just off camera waving glow sticks in her face to get her to move her arms around like she did. It all makes perfect sense, thanks wooget.
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