I think it was Elayne who introduced me to demotivators. Elayne knew about everything that was cool. She introduced me to hot or not and we'd spend Friday afternoons seeing who could find the ugliest person. We worked together a few years ago at a small software company and the CEO was so retarded he would make Sam Cassell look smart. Seriously, have you ever heard that dude talk? Listen to this. Yes it's in English.
The CEO guy, named Phil (aka dumbshit), was huge into motivating statements and spent most of his time thinking about stuff like this:
“Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.”
Seriously. The dude was so stupid he had posters on his wall like this. He was the best word ever to come from Craigslist: a fucktard. So now I'm into demotivators, which are basically the greatest thing ever. Seriously, click the link. You'll laugh. Unless you can't read. But if you can't read then what the fuck are you doing reading this blog? Click it, dumbass.
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First off let me say that Demotivators kick ass. I read every single one on their site today, fantastic; I highly recommend wasting time doing this. I do have one complaint about the picture you chose to post Dude. As one that has previously waxed himself “the Word Ninja” let there be no doubts concerning my love and admiration for all things Ninja. Adding guitars to the equation is a stroke of genius, just f**king awesome. There is just one problem. Both Ninjas in the photo are holding their guitars wrong. The Ninja with his back to the camera is holding his with the strings facing his body. The Ninja in the picture facing the camera is holding his guitar upside down.
This totally kills it for me. I can’t even look at this image any more without thinking, “Why do those tools not know the proper way to handle an axe?” Ninjas are cool, and an Eddie VanHalen Ninja is possibly the coolest thing on the planet, but you sirs are none of the above. I know it is probably not your fault. Blame it on the prop guy on the photo shoot. To properly execute this shot he would have had to procure both a left handed and a right handed guitar. Left handed guitars are somewhat rare and I am sure that loser just got two right handed guitars without a second thought.
You could also blame the photog. I am sure he is the one that told the Ninja not facing the camera to turn his guitar around because lets face it even the dumbest Ninja or person for that matter would not ever hold a guitar this way. My guess is no one even noticed that the other Ninja was holding his upside down.
One last note; Fucktards like Phil should be killed…by Ninjas…holding guitars…backwards and upsidedown.
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