Unless you're dead or John McCain's mother, by now you've seen the whole Tom Cruise Scientology interview from 2004. Jerry O'Connell is a lot more likable as Tom Cruise than Tom Cruise is as Tom Cruise. Then again, my ass is more likable as Tom Cruise than Tom Cruise is as Tom Cruise. When is tragedy going to befall this douchebag?
Jerry O'Connell is like that little girl on The Emperor's New Clothes who yelled out that the emperor was actually naked, when no one else had the balls to do it. He'll probably get his ass kicked by an alien time machine but it was worth it.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tom Cruise, by Jerry O'Connell
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You know who I would like to see give an all access interview concerning Tommy boy and all of his sci-fi Ju Ju, none other then Nicole Kidman? Why is she so hush-hush concerning her wacky Ex? This could be a win-win for all of us, we would get to laugh at Cruise and the other worldly wackiness of Scientology AND we would probably get to see the pictures Tom has of Kidman pleasuring herself with household items. Naked pictures are the only explanation for her silence and I want to seen them. I have always had a thing for her she has been in my fave 5 for decades.
You know she just doesn't do much for me. I can name at least 100 chicks that have always been hotter than her. I'm not saying I'd turn away from video of her pleasuring herself, but she wouldn't be my first pick for anything. Except for the lead actress role in "The Others". That movie kicked ass.
Tom Cruise is a dumbshit. Jerry O'Connell is cool.
Yeah I can't explain my thing for Nicole, it just is what it is.
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