Fred Thompson has dropped out of the Presidential race. The fall-out has been massive. It's as if icons like Ralph Nader or David Duke dropped out of the race. I think this douchebag appeared on some TV shows also. He's a movie star. At least 8 bed-ridden people read his announcement on CNN.com vs the 176 million that read about Ringo Starr walking off the set of the Regis Show. The Tennessean, the shitty newspaper from Thompson's gay home state says:
Fred Thompson's quiet withdrawal from the Republican presidential race via an e-mailed statement Tuesday leaves plenty of questions. Among them:
1. Will the ex-Tennessee senator endorse his former colleague and friend Arizona Sen. John McCain?
2. What will he do with leftover campaign money, if there is any?
3. Would he be a vice presidential candidate?
1. Will the ex-Tennessee senator endorse his former colleague and friend Arizona Sen. John McCain?
2. What will he do with leftover campaign money, if there is any?
3. Would he be a vice presidential candidate?
Other questions might have been:
1. Who is Fred Thompson?
2. Since he's out, when will we elect our first president with bags under his eyes the size of anvils?
3. Does everyone in Tennessee still wear coonskin caps?
4. If I shit in my pants would people care more than about this announcement?
In other news, Regis Philbin kissed his granddaughter Kelly Ripa on their show today.
1 comments:
1.Fred Thompson is a tough talking NYC District Attorney.
2. I don’t know about electing a president with bags under their eyes but we might just elect one with bags under her collar bones. I do not like Hillary.
3. I now live part time in the great state that is Tennessee and I have yet to see a single coonskin cap.
4. No
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