I think I need to move to Topeka. Besides being a kick-ass town with a lot to do, I can enjoy my church meetings every Sunday at the parish of "5-points Calvinist" pastor Fred Phelps, Sr., who is one hell of a nice guy. About Phelps, Wikipedia says:
He is known for preaching with slogans and banners denoting phrases such as "Thank God for 9/11”, "God hates fags," “AIDS cures fags," and "Fags die, God laughs (or mocks)," and claims that God will punish homosexuals as well as people such as Bill O’Reilly [not a bad idea], Coretta Scott King, Ronald Reagan, and Howard Dean [Howard Dean??], whom his church considers "fag-enablers". [Phelps] has also thanked God for the 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake.”
If I’m not mistaken that earthquake and the resulting tsunamis killed like 500,000 totally innocent people. That’s pretty cool. God is really good to this guy. God loves all of us, except fags, and people who act in movies about fags, unless those movies show fags getting butchered. He's down with that.
But he’s particularly good to Fred Phelps. Anyone know any good real estate agents in
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First things first, did you see the comment from that cat Jesus Penis? (It’s on the beaver post) Man that dude is angry, and angry at missionaries. How can you get mad and wish ill will toward missionaries? The church must have cock blocked this guy big time for him to be so angry, just like you Dude.
He could also just be short, that is the only other good reason to hate God and his church. (That is two for two for you Dude, it all makes sense to me know.)
OK back on topic, hating men who like men. This hate has always been a curious thing to me as those who seem to hate the most also seem to secretly love it. I have had serious man love for many but for some reason I can’t get into having sex with another guy. I am a huge fan of butt sex but I cannot get excited (and I mean that literally) about sex with another dude. Maybe that is why I cannot understand this kind of hate.
Wait a minute, the answer is right in front of my face…that huge dick, Phelps, was probably cock blocked by some dude and from that sprung all of his hate. Now I understand.
Just a side note, Kansas is the home state of Thetan Warrior, you should ask him about Topeka.
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