OJ Simpson's Bail Went Up

OJ re-enacting his flight to Chicago while being watched by the biggest pussy policeman ever.

OJ Simpson is back in jail in Las Vegas after violating his bail and actually not paying his bail at all, which he said he paid a couple of months ago but then actually never did. Or perhaps he's also back in jail because he slit the throats of two people one day and stabbed them like 800 times each. That's a guess, I could be totally wrong. I mean it's all just conjecture at this point.

"There's no 'get-out-of-jail-free card' today," an angry (Judge Jackie) Glass told Simpson's lawyers. She scolded Simpson, saying he wasn't taking the matter seriously. Watch the judge scold Simpson (then watch Simpson pull out a huge knife. Oh, you can't actually see that on camera? But it happened I swear it).

"I don't know if it's just arrogance. I don't know if it's ignorance," she chided. "But you've been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of arrogance or ignorance -- or both." Glass chided.

Now that Johnny Cochran is dead this douchebag has no idea what he's doing anymore. "IF YOU DON'T PAY BAIL, YOU STAY IN JAIL." What's so hard about that?

By the way I know the holidays are over but if you're looking to surprise the Mrs. there's a nice knife set on sale that will help her do a better job at her woman's work in the kitchen. Go get yourself something nice, dollface.
Update: Simpson got out of jail late last night. Hide the women and guy friends of the women.