Friday, January 25, 2008

I Misspelled Britney's Name

(Not) One of our readers (since this blog has no readers) pointed out that I misspelled Britney Spears' name in a previous post. Yeah well sue me asshole. Like anyone cares about spelling anymore. She probably can't spell it herself. Anyway, it's not like any of you dumbshits pointed out my mistake, so fuck off.

It's like all those morons that name their kids "Teegan" or "Shequanna" or "Ayerland". Like anyone can spell such stupid names. They consign their kids to a literal lifetime of spelling their name twenty times a day. Fucking dumbshits.

And don't even get me started on black people's names. I love black people. Some of my best friends are black. Black is beautiful, etc. But can we just give it a rest and give our kids normal names? Read "Freakonomics" fuck-face. Then think twice about what you name your kid. Jesus Christ.

That's not a bad name.

better times

2 comments:

Jesus Penis said...

Britney has moose knuckle. [shudder] yeesh.

Dave said...

I am not a fan of large labia majora. Those things make Angelinas' lips look thin.

I have seen another shot of this incident that shows the entire fertile crecent and for some reason it just looks bad. There are many things that are just not right with Brittany (offical Dude blog spelling) at the moment I guess having a chubby kitty is just another one to add to the list.

At least she shaves it, can you imagine that thing sporting a big old Fro. Yikes.