NEWS FLASH: Adnan Tikka Masala, or whatever the dude's name is, a god damn paparazzi that has followed Brittany Spears around with his camera for years, is now the love of her life since they first began "dating" last month. Yeah I know I'm late on this but I'm really busy sometimes.
In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, hopefully hosted by the most annoying bitch in world history outside of Madonna and that cunt Katie Couric (Mary Hart), all the exciting beans were spilled:
"I think I believe it was December 20th, when it was an aggressive chase and at a stoplight in Hollywood she got out of her car and got into mine and I think that's what made the difference," he tells ET.
And was he prepared for this moment? Apparently, not so much.
"Sometimes in life we prepare ourselves with things that may happen but I was definitely not prepared in any way shape or form for that," he says.
Thea asked if he was shocked and he replies: "Beyond shocked!"
I'm a mountain of manhood and I bang hundreds of chicks every week but the closest I've gotten to hind the quality of Brittany Spears was when I had Amy Winehouse walking around town without her clothes on because I told her she was the worst anal I've ever had. She took it pretty hard. I guess I just have that power over women. I try not to abuse it.
1 comments:
This guy is like the North American version of Dodi Fayed. How long before this guy and Brit die in a horrible car crash running from the paparazzi? I honestly do not think Brit is going to make it to 30.
Adnan Tikka Masala, more like Adnan Tossa Mysalad with that killer shit streak on your chin. I wonder if Brit makes him do laps over her chubby shaved little biscuit with that manscapping mistake. It looks like it is calibrated to fit the slot. We need to take a measurement on the width of that chin abortion and compare them to the width of Brit’sclam smile. I would bet my last dollar they are a perfect match.
The only part of this interview I caught was someone on VH1 mocking him and all of his dramatic pausing. He took an 8 minute interview and stretched it to 15 with blank stares and long pauses. I guess there is more then one way to stretch your 15 minutes. This guy needs to think quickly the fame clock just hit 14:30 something.
DUDE? What is with the lies about you crushing loads of vag all about at the end of this post. Your pussy slamming odometer is stuck on one (00000000001) last I checked.
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