Angry Germans Are Hard To Understand

I don't know who's crazier in this video, the German kid or the American woman playing the trumpet? I do know this: the American chick's clothes are so hot I had to take several "breaks" before I could finish the video. WARNING: If you haven't seen this video before you are in for a shock.


Oh wait. When you don't know a language, it turns out you don't have a god damn idea what people are actually saying. You can guess, but you're pretty much going to be wrong. Check this one out, which is just as plausible as the other video. Douchegirl is unbelievable. I've got to do more searches on her. Total moron but fairly cute.


But it turns out that the best way to figure out what an angry German kid is saying is to ask a German. And since you can find anything on YouTube, here it is (I know I'm late on this, probably half the world has seen it already (4.2m views, to be exact) and this is the first I've seen of it, but so be it). The truth shall set you free. This kid needs serious help:


And for another translation, very similar but with a few meaningful differences, including video of the game he's playing, see below. God I love YouTube. What an unbelievable idea. Change the world, I say. Change the world one German kid at a time.