THE PRESIDENT IS DEAD

Charlton Heston, who starred in a bunch of old movies where the acting is terrible, died over the weekend. He was old. Heston was known as an actor but for many he was also known as President of the NRA which, in the late 90's, spawned the words on a bumper sticker that I used to see on old beat-up trucks: "My President is Charlton Heston."

For those living outside the US, the greatest country in the world, God's chosen land, etc etc, the NRA stands for the "National Rifle Association" and is the dumbest organization in America, when you average out the IQs of its combined membership. Perhaps whatever organization is made up of purely mongoloid people would score lower, but not by much.

Heston was famous for claiming that those who promote gun control laws in the US could have his gun when they "pry it from my cold dead fingers." No word yet on whether he'll be buried with his gun and, of course, where they'll put his presidential library, since all ex-presidents get a library that no one gives a shit about. Guns are shit. They should all be banned. Good riddance, dumbass.