ASHLEY TISDALE WON'T GET MORE SURGERY

Ashley Tisdale, who acts, sings, dances, etc has announced that she's not getting any more plastic surgery. She got a nose job a couple of years ago to correct a deviated septum she claims but which of course is absolutely false and...and...and...and

I'm sorry I just can't write about 22 year-old actresses anymore. Notice I haven't put up anything about lesbians lately either. I've just lost interest in the stars, in lesbians, etc. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I'm losing interest in such items that were previously critical fodder for this blog. If I ever had any mojo it's surely gone by now. I think I'm probably not going to get it back. I'm like Bison Dele, otherwise known as Brian Williams, who simply walked away from a huge NBA contract because he lost his mojo. Only difference is that I'm not black, I'm not 7 feet tall, I suck at basketball and there was no huge contract offer. But Bison and I are brothers in that we've lost our mojo. Anyway, Dele is dead now. Surely I'll follow at some point.