AMY WINEHOUSE HAS SCABIES

People.com is reporting that Amy Winehouse's recent skin problems are the result of a condition called Vertigo or Pergo or Imperigo or Perigord. Who gives a fuck, it's all scabies. A decent photo of it is here, with a bit of nipple showing to boot.

But you don't get as hot as Amy Winehouse by having a bunch of skin diseases. And The Sun is reporting, by contrast, that in fact Winehouse was injured when she put a cigarette out ON HER FACE:

The troubled star was with pals (at a London restaurant) when she was asked three times by staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban. As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face. A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”

Apparently she tried to conceal the wound by disguising herself as a geisha, but now she has an infection along with her yeast infections and must take antibiotics.

Like 911, unrest in Kosovo, global warming and dutch ovening, this is all America's fault. They're the first to ban smoking in public places and England knows it has to follow suit because they copy us on everything except teeth.