A couple of months ago the President of France, Nicholas Sarkozy, gave an amazing speech to a bunch of fucking douchebags - oh sorry, the US Congress - in which he talked about why the US is such a great country. Now he's telling his own citizens to fuck off. He's a hero.
The other day Sarkozy was visiting an agricultural site and was shaking hands with the huge crowd that basically follows him everywhere (Incidentally, The Dude's fame has put him in this same situation repeatedly, as me and Britney know: there are so many people around that the Dude just sticks out his hand and shakes whatever they stick out there. It's a tough life for me but someone has to please the public).
So some douchebag looking to make a statement stood there and when the President stuck out his hand the guy went off: "Don't touch me," he snapped. "You'll make me dirty." Sarkozy was right in front of the cameras and hundreds of people were around him. Did he react like our American politicians trying to make a sale, and say some shit like "I'm sorry you feel that way. Have a great day"? Is that what a hero would do? No, that's what Jesus would do. And Sarkozy is no Jesus.
He looked at the dude and said "Piss off then." Then after a short pause, "Piss off then, stupid ass (If you want to read a debate about the most exact translation of the words, which is NOT "bug off, you jerk", go here. It's all slang so there is some debate). Then he moved on, still working the crowd, smiling the whole time.
Sarkozy is a god damn elf but the guy is a red-blooded American hero, like strip club owners and porn stars and Fran Healy. And this thing. Hey, if you don't like the guy that's cool. But if you wait in line just so you can insult him then you might get what you've got coming. Fucking douchebag.
Bush would have said, "What Would Jesus Do?" Hillary Clinton would have called for a committee to look at what he said. And then the insulting guy would have checked into rehab and said he had a drinking problem. And then 47 lawyers would have filed a class-action lawsuit. Maybe we're not such a great country after all. God damn American fucktards.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE IS A HERO
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Ever since I saw this guys speach to the assembly of DoucheBags I knew I liked this guy. I did not know why, I just knew he was someone I liked.
Next I learned he was about to wed an Italian Super Model. Now this! What is next? Is He going turn the U.S. economy around now too? Kozy is the man.
I have to tell you, ever since Michelle Obama said that she was, for the first time, REALLY proud of America I've been really pissed off. Not because of her comment but because of the mindless "fucktards" (The Dude, 2008) who pollute the airwaves with their stupidity. Like Bill O'ImafuckingidiotReilly, Rush Limbago'donuts, and that shithole in Cincinnati that's all hurt and angry at John McCain (a fucktard himself).
They sit there and bitch about what she said when the reality is that this country is a shadow of what it once was. We've devolved into arrogant, sniveling, entitled pussies who can't make good decisions if our life depended upon it.
I mean, George Bush? Are you fucking kidding me? That guy's IQ may be in the single digits. And HE'S our leader? And what about Harry Reid? Or that immitigable, hell-spawn bitch, Nancy Pelosi. God, what I wouldn’t give to kick her right in the snizz. And one simply CAN’T talk about shitty leaders without mentioning Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Gary Condit, Tom DeLay, Bill Clinton, Karl Rove, and on and on and on.
God I fucking hate politicians.
This country sucks sometimes.
Mon Dieu! Je'taime Sarko! My dear large nosed, Gaul!!
I work for a French company and I can confirm that a good percentage of the french are lazy, over-coddled effeminates. When the strike happened last year, he TOTALLY rocked it by ignoring the strikers. How hilarious to think you DESERVE a job! Let them get a taste of life in a crappy American software company. How do you say "I would like the French to do a day's work for a week's pay" en francais? Je voudrai que les traivailleurs de la France travaille un jour pour le [salary? help me out here, Dude] d'une semaine." That's a turn on en francais right there.
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