Thursday, February 28, 2008

AM I ALLOWED TO LIKE THIS?


The Dude has found video of a chick that can sit on her own head. That's right: she can place her ass right on her own head, like it's a chair. It starts happening at about 1:40. I like the reaction of the assembled voyeurs. This chick basically proves she's a transformer and they all just sit there doing nothing. This must be in China. Shit like this always happens in China. That and running over your own people with tanks.

Does anyone know how to slow down these god damn videos, because this shit happens too fast?

2 comments:

Ploobus said...

At first when I watched this I was vaguely arroused...then I figured it out and felt only shame.

Are you ready?

She's an elf.

I mean, it's obvious. That's why Santa was there. He was showing off his wares...pimpin' his bitch, if you will.

As for the shame, I don't believe in interspecies lovin'. Unless you put penutbutter on your schlong and have your dog lick it off. Which isn't cheating, either, because it's YOUR dog.

Btw, there seem to be an awful lot of pale-faced, round-eyes in China these days.

Dave said...

I too thought the most astonishing thing about this whole event was the fact that Chris Kringle was in attendance. I was not really that out of sorts watching the little reptile girl but when Santa popped in it really threw me.

I will say this, the costume was fantastic! Talk about a good fit, where can I get one of these? Costumes that is. People that go to weight watchers should be forced to wear these suits to the meetings. Talk about motivation! Forget the scales, put your fat ass in one of these suits and throw in some mirrors and you will be motivated.

I am glad she did not choose the snake skin version of the suit. That would have really put the whole things into the beastiality / Jim Rose Circus zone.

Along the lines of being aroused wooget. I was doing some 'research' for work one night and stumbled onto a high quality naked gymnast/contortionist/ballarina web site that just blew me away. I cannot say I was aroused as much as I was amazed by the pictures on this site.

It answered 'THE' one question that always crosses a guys mind (every guy) when he is watching ballet, gymnastics, or a circus like what we just saw. That question, "I wonder what that would look like if she was naked?"

Show me a guy who does not think that when he is watching this kind of stuff and I will show you; A. the father of the performer, B. a Gay man, or C. addicted to porn guy (because he feels or thinks nothing anymore that is normal).