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7 comments:
I can't get with Nun role play. I have no history with such things. Show me some good primary teacher soft core and then you have really got something.
Why is there no Mormon porn? Try to find some, there isn't any.
You can find a website called nuggets where people do it with freaks with no arms and legs ('nuggets') but there is no Mormon porn. Not even a site that is fake like those facial sites where the guy is holding a garden hose under his schlong just out of the camera angle and they hit this poor slut on her knees with a fire hose of fake jiz that looks like jergans. They hit her with several gallons and we are supposed to like it. Here is a little hint for all you wives and girlfriends out there, if your husband/boyfriend wants to shoot spooge in your face he is addicted to porn.
Why isn't there an LDS MILF site? I might even pay for that.
What's LDS?
LDS is just like LSD but for Religion. It is another way Mormons gloss themselves. I could have simple said “Why are there no Mormon MILF sites?” but I like to speak in code for some reason.
Mormons are crazy. Joe Smith was a crook. I can't understand how that religion got any traction.
Mormons aren't crazy. There is a lot of crazy shit that floats around in the doctrines and minds of certain individuals that are Mormon but as a whole I do not think they are any more crazy then any other people.
Mormons are some of the happiest people I have ever met. Don't you remember the South Park episode about Mormons. "Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb..." Who really cares how dumb all of the crazy shit is? It isn't hurting anyone. There is some value in how it helps people be happy and feel good.
I know you hate people who are happy and feel good wooget but it is a waste of your time, they do not care what you think.
It's not that I hate people who are happy, it's that I'm only capable of joy myself when others are miserable.
It's like there's a happiness pie out there and everyone else who's happy is essentially reducing the size of my slice. And I love pie. It's delicious. Especially a nice lemon merengue or coconut cream or cherry pie (my favorite). I mean, tell me you haven't ever stolen some pie from a younger sibling at Thanksgiving when your parents were distracted.
God I love pie.
And for the record, my parents are LDS and I would beg to differ regarding whether it hurts people. Try being gay and mormon. Or an alcoholic. Or an intellectual. Then you find out what's really important to your family. NEWS FLASH: it's not you.
Wooget you have made it abundantly clear how much you like 'Pie' even before this post. I love how cherry is your favorite. Is Cinderella your favorite 80's hair band because I hated them.
I did like your analogy about how there is a finite amount of happiness in the world. I can't say that I share this view but it is a semi coherent thought.
There was a point in my life where I stopped being a total self centered selfish ass hole and became a less self centered selfish ass hole. That was when I realized that I could be happy for others when they succeeded or were happy themselves because it did not actually mean that I was less successful or happy myself.
This is not true all the time. You have to crush those you work with and make sure no one is even remotely successful at work but you because this effects how much money you will have. You can let everything else slide. If someone else is happy or successful and it does not effect how much money or success you will have who cares?
It does not matter if others are happy or successful around you, this does not necessarily detract anything away from you. In fact some times it benefits you. Did you not read the posts about JJ's hotness halo affect. There is no such thing as a finite amount of happiness, success, or even resources.
I know your parents are LDS but they are the perfect example of someone who proves my point that it is individuals that screw things up and other people just blame it on Mormonism and its link to these hurtful people. Your parents could be whatever and if you do things they do not like the outcome would be similar. It is like the Guns don't kill people, people kill people argument. Mormonism is just a tool people use to hurt others, it in and of itself hurts no one.
I will say this, there are many people who are hurt very deeply by other people doing things in the name of Mormonism. There is nothing in the doctrines of the church that teaches hate or anything but tolerance for others.
The problem comes when people are put in leadership positions and forced to interpret things that are impossible to resolve. The churches stance on being gay is a very good example.
I totally disagree with the churches stance on homosexuality and I totally agree that this stance has been extremely hurtful to many people but it is a very difficult issue for the church to resolve.
From what I can gather (and I am not talking about statements from hateful people like fudgepacker) the churches stance on homosexuals is that being gay is just like 'being' anything else, you just have to make sure you do not participate in any gay sex.
It is just ike when I was a teen and I was told that the fact I wanted to have sex with as many girls as possible was totally normal and from God but by no means was I to ever give in to these urges and actually have sex of any kind.
This was totally ridiculous to me and so I ignored it and had as much sex with as many people as I could. I made my peace with my self and what I preceived as God and I was very happy.
To me the church is pulling the same crap with gay people that they were with me when I was a teen. If I was to give advise to these people it would be to have as much sex as possible, just don't tell the church about it so you can keep going and enjoying the benefits of church if that is what you would like to do. Make your peace with yourself, your family, and what you preceive as God and you should be fairly happy.
You can do the same thing to keep peace in a family. Why not patronize your parents a little and let them be happy by not telling them what you really think and let them believe everything is fine as far as they are concerned. You do not even have to lie to do this you just keep some things to yourself.
Believe me wooget I am the first one to admit that the Mormon church has its flaws but it is by far the best church I have ever encountered for me and my family.
There is also another thing that you have failed to even acknowledge. What if it is right? What if there is a God? What if the chemicals that combine in my brain and body and give me good feelings about the Mormon church is Gods way of telling me what I should do to be happy?
No one really knows my friend, that is the beauty of it all, we all have to find our own way.
BTW - Even if you do not see it, you and the Dude are very much alike. Sorry.
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