It's cruel to rip on children and she earns two million bucks each day that I earn exactly zero writing this fucking blog (i.e. yes I know I'm a god damn loser), but come on. I mean can we all just move on now? People were rioting and killing each other for tickets to this chick's concerts?
Let me get this straight: she doesn't write her own songs, she doesn't write for her show, her signature move is something akin to Gary Coleman's "Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and at 15 the bags under her eyes are so big that they each have their own packer. A fudge packer.
I'm not saying you have to be hot all the time, but it doesn't hurt if you look like Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne or the chick from Can't Buy Me Love when you're fifteen. This chick looks like Mick Jaggar or Steven Tyler in a red dress. I sense the possibility of a Dana Plato or Charlotte Church ending here. But at least there was a time when Dana Plato was incredibly hot. Jesus Christ.
Monday, February 25, 2008
MILEY CYRUS IS THE HOTTEST 15 YEAR-OLD IN THE WORLD
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I took my two young Daughters (Ages 8 and 10) to her show when it rolled through SLC a few months back. It was actually a pretty good show, I was really happy for the girls, they were so excited (along with the other twenty thousand little girls that were there). It was loud to say the least.
Miley is not hot but I would not say she isn't talented. Those bags are hideous. Billy Rae needs to easy up on her you can't gravy train a dead horse.
You can't gravy train a dead horse. The Dude is in love with that quote. The Dude also doesn't disagree about Hannah's talent. He's watched her show many times with his kids and finds it amusing, even though the acting is pretty bad. She can look reasonably good on the show. But the Dude suspects that this is going to be the highlight of her life and by 19 she will be yesterday's news. Better to have had and lost than never to have had, but she doesn't appear to the Dude like she has staying power. Just an observation.
I am so happy you are commenting on my comments again Dude. All is right with the world once again. Miley has brought us closer and for that I thank her.
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