SI.com is reporting that swimsuit model Yasmin Brunet is desperate for lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie. Brunet (not featured in the above video), who is from Brazil and is like 20 years old, says:
I feel a secret connection with Angelina Jolie! We're both Geminis. I love her, oh my god. She's the perfect woman. I would totally be with her if she wanted me. I would totally convert myself to being a lesbian full time. She's the sexiest woman ever.
There's nothing better than a Gemini and another Gemini getting it on even though no one on Earth even fucking knows what a Gemini is. Still hot though. Especially when they're taking out their sexual frustrations on each other because they know I'm spoken for. By my pillow, I mean. Which I will cry into tonight while I talk to it about how much love I have to give on this Valentine's Day. I'm so ready to share myself.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Lesbian Sex with Angelina Jolie
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3 comments:
Nice video Dude, I see that you are still not concerned about how we skew heavily to the male demo. How cheesy was that little thing they did about her wanting to be an Archeologist? 'She can work with my relic any time she wants.'
I love how swimsuit models always talk about all of this other shit they wanted to do that is meaningful. They act like they were forced to travel all over the world and be pampered and over paid.
I wish one day one of them would come clean and say something like, “I knew from a very young age that I was better then everyone else. My uncle used to tell me all of the time how hot I was and how I was different from other girls. I always knew it was just a matter of time and hanging out in the clubs of Rio until some a hole with a camera noticed me and started paying me to take pictures of my incredible body.”
These SI swimsuit models really are a cut above. I am a huge fan of this years cover model. Don’t spoil my fantasy and tell me how she is as dumb as a box of hammers either. I do not want to talk to her I just want to look at her.
You know who really pulled it off was Cathy Ireland. She is now a f**king Billionaire from selling socks and shit, look it up. Can you imagine being the guy that gets to gravy train that shit? You are a dip shit good looking dude who is kind of funny and you meet and marry Cathy Ireland. You are having fun because she is smoking hot but she is getting old and the money it running low and so you start thinking about banging this chic at work. Then out of nowhere little Cathy starts saying how she wants to start designing clothes and furniture. You are like, “Yeah, yeah, whatever makes you happy.”
Not two years later they take the thing public and you now have a Billion Dollars. You still want to bang the chic at work and by this time you probably are but at least now you have half a billion if Cathy gives you any shit about it or if you decide to leave. That guy won the f**king Dude lottery.
Just a side note – My wife feels the same way about Angelina as Yasmin. For some reason Dudes are fans of Angelina but chics just go ape shit over her. I really do wonder what it is about that chic. Any thoughts? Elayne? Help us out here.
This comment has some great thoughts. I almost didn't post the video because the part about her being an "archeologist" made me want to throw up. Like a 20 year-old has any fucking idea what she "wanted to be." Give me a god damn break. But then the last 30 seconds were pretty good and I was too lazy to find anything else. It's a pain in the ass, googling shit all day.
I too would like to know why so many women want to have sex with Angelina Jolie. My wife would have sex with Brad, with Angelina, or with Brad and Angelina at the same time. I'm not necessary as a participant, in fact not desired. The only sadness I feel about this is that it's never going to happen.
CGI Angelina is even better then the real thing. Any chance you can rent the new Beowulf movie in BFE France? If you can’t get it in blue ray and watch it on a home theatre don’t waste your time. Watching this movie in the proper setting will possibly get you closer to the holy grail and accomplish at least one of two things; 1. It will get you watching some very decent soft core with your wife that she will not be offended by. 2. The scenes with Angelina’s character are so good it is possibly your best chance ever to ask your wife about having a 3 way. She will be so entranced she just might say yes.
Just remember you can’t force her to do it but you just might be able to trick her. Just remember to not waste this opportunity with poor AV equipment. You know what I mean Dude you were an AV pro for some time back in college right?
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