Give yourself at least a couple of minutes before you commit suicide, ladies. Gary Coleman, 40, who starred in the 1980's TV hit "Diff'rent Strokes", has recently revealed that last August 28th he married supermodel Shannon Price, 22, in a secret wedding designed to keep away the overwhelming media crush. It's the first marriage for both. But life is still worth living because the former child star may be back on the market one day. People.com says the fairy-tale couple is not without its differences:
"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction." She adds, "I don't like the violence."
Word is their first fight occurred while the 5'7" Price and the 4'8" Coleman were honeymooning in the bride's gums. She asked Coleman to floss her teeth and he was like, "Would you ask Webster to do that? Floss your own horse teeth, you white Amazon bitch." Standing eight feet away she sunk her front teeth into Coleman's 12-inch leg, whereupon Coleman called his friend Alf, who came down from outer space and rammed his nose right in Price's ass. A total brouhaha. True story.
1 comments:
Whatchew tawkin bout Willis?
Good for Gary I guess. What is wrong with his horse and how did he get that white dress on her? If a guy wants to marry his horse who am I to stand in the way. (For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about see my previous post about how girls over 5’7” look like horses.)
Different Strokes was a great show. Do you remember the episode where someone tried to sell Arnold and joint and Nancy Reagan showed up? How about the one where some kid got molested? This show was really full of itself, tackling all of the social ills of the day. If that show was on today the older sister would be a lesbian wanting to get married in a Catholic church, Mr. Druman would be arrested in a bathroom stall in the MN airport (he looks like Larry Craig), and Willis would give his white girlfriend Aids that he got from speedballing so much with dirty needles. Wait a minute, I think I got mixed up, all of that stuff actually happened. Weird.
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