Friday, February 22, 2008

Jesus Is Dead


The guy was a joke and now we have definitive evidence that he's not with us anymore. Yeah I know he can be resurrected but if it hasn't happened by now then he's not coming back. This happened a lot more than three days ago. So can we all just move on now and start having more sex? Everyone wins, you know.

2 comments:

Dave said...

That was totally entertaining. I had no idea what was coming and I have seen many skits and gag videos that end like that. I guarantee that even the real Jesus laughed a little at that one.

The Dude said...

The real Jesus didn't do shit when he saw this video because he ceased to exist two thousand years ago. And that's a long time.

The Dude doesn't like the myth of Jesus. He was Bennie Hinn (faith-healer), Criss Angel (magician - water into wine but not really), Harry Houdini (escaped from the chains of death but not really) and David Koresh (throw people out of Waco/"his temple") all rolled into one. Not a lot of positives to take from all that.

If he was still alive, The Dude would be glad to see him get hit by a bus, just as the Dude was glad to see David Koresh go down. The Dude would love to see Benny Hinn go down as well. Criss Angel? Whatever. He's just a gay showman that cakes on the eyeliner. The Dude accepts that.