As far as I can tell this is totally real. The dude just gets completely destroyed. I mean I'm not sure I've ever seen anything like it. I think it happened in Japan. The sky is all gray and at 7 seconds the guy gets completely obliterated, and at 12 seconds someone says "JAY DA DIT DA" which I'm pretty sure is Japanese for "This is going to get viewed 6 billion times on YouTube." That's a very efficient language, Japanese.
Every time something really insane happens it's always in Japan. Or in the Southern US. But in Japan it's game shows where men dance around in women's underwear or smash their heads into a wall as hard as they can while laughing or it's dudes rubbing their faces in feces. In the south it's mostly about pedophiles and lynchings and having the right to fly the rebel flag and worship Jesus according to the dictates of your own conscience. And coonskin caps. Those southerners really love coonskin caps. And grits. And talking like god damn morons. Like the Iraq and such as.
And No, I do not know why the god damn video extends out beyond the borders of Blogger. Fuck you blogger, you piece of shit.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Holy Shit
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That video was awesome and repelling at the same time.
As for your comments on the South, you could not be more on point. People in the south take their southerness VERY seriously. I should know - I live there. I've had conversations with southerners, especially from Georgia, that should have included an interpreter.
The love affair by southerners for their southerness extends beyond their gift for gab, love of casseroles and hush puppies, and hate of dark skinned peoples. (In the south, Cathoics are considered black.)
It's not enough to tell you how proud they are, Southerners need to SHOW it through their reedin and ritin abilities.
Check this out...
http://www.yall.com/index.shtml
I hate videos like this but just like everyone else I still watch them every time they are put in front of me.
The most reveling thing about the whole video is that the guy in the blue car ran a red light because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention. You can see the light for the scooter driver change from green to yellow to red sortly after the accident. The most incredible part is the guy in the car does not even hang up his call until he gets out of the car and looks around for at least 15 seconds. Check it out, he is on his phone when he gets out of the car.
The guy he hit kind of reaches up as if to say "hey man get off the phone and help me here I am dying" and the guy on the phone kind of half heartedly reaches out to him and then steps over him. At this point he finally hangs up the phone when he sees other people running up to the scene.
I disagree with your translation Dude. What was actually said was "That F**king idiot on the cell phone in the car just killed someone." You are correct, Asian languages are very efficient.
Hey Dude and elayne, WTF? I agreed to stop communicating with elayne on the side and I think you should too. Where is this post about Southerners?
Dave - 2MI! Let's do a 121
4COL, 6Y! BGWM.
I wanted to also comment on your post about being the Dude's friend. I can completely relate. My good friends, who also consider themselves friend's of the Dude, feel the same as well. We call the Dude "Candy" because you never really get enough and it's only something you get to have once in a while. We believe it's all a diabolical plan by the Dude - he requires full attention and entertainment value even when he is not acknowledging you. But, we love the challenge and will continue to email and blow up his celly when we know he's in town. Sometimes he responds and we feel blessed. Maybe instead of "candy", we should call him Jesus. Yes, that's it.
Wait, I think I see an image of the "Dude" appearing in my miso soup right now.
What a great idea Elayne, you are a genius! We can just use txtlngo to communicate and the Dude won't have a clue. He is way too old and out of it to read text messages.
RBAY 6y1 lastly Dcided w@ I12 B wen i gro ^...yours! Id lk 4u2 cum hre n > W M i thort u myt wanna knw a ) S a curve dat cn str8N ot heaps of fings. howz dat (_(_) of yrz doiN dz it need sumwhr 2 sit coz IK of a nce plce. YAOMM wsh U wr alw on my bod I12 tch U n all D norty places ilymtwcs, hwevr my fingA cn gt clse.
I like how you glossed the Dude "Candy" because it sounds girly and I know he will love that. I think Jesus is not quite right. How about the "Almost Virgin Mary". Here is my explaination: I liked Candy because it is girly and in a lot of ways the Dude is kind of girly so I went with Mary. I like where the diety theme was going when you thought of Jesus with gloss potential like "appearing in my miso soup" (I love miso, we should meet for some sushi some time). That is why I went with the Virgin Mary. I threw in the 'Almost' because the Dude is actually just that. What would you call it if you had only had sex with one person in your entire life. So how about "Almost Virgin Mary"? I know it is kind of long but you could save time and just use AVM.
There are no side conversations between Elayne and the Dude. The Dude posted on this very post about Southerners. The Dude asks you to read more carefully, Dave, and to then also appreciate the beauty that is "Y'all" magazine.
Elayne, please translate:
Dave - 2MI! Let's do a 121
4COL, 6Y! BGWM.
Dave, the Dude also wants to know: what is this word "F**king" that keeps showing up? The Dude can't figure out what "F**king" means, as there appear to be several letters missing. The Dude has some thoughts, but none of the words seem to fit:
Forking?
Flaking?
Freaking?
Flunking?
Flicking?
It's all very confusing.
I think we did it, we found the Dude's weakness. I cannot believe we got two posts out of him, two posts in a row, in the comments section no less.
Hey Dude F**king is something you have wanted to do with Elayne since the first time you saw her. It is also what I will be doing with her the first time I see her. I will let her translate the texts for you. Still love you Dude but I must abide on this one.
(Sorry about the stupid edit but the State of TN where I work is run by Jesus and they have crazy filters that look for and flag stuff like Fuck.)
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