Fudge Packer?

The other day I received the following chain email, written by a Moron and forwarded by someone I know:

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From: idiot
Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:37:02 -0800 (GMT-08:00)
Subject: Please Join us Sunday

Super Tuesday Feb. 5th will virtually decide the nomination for president. It does not look good right now.

If you are as concerned about the future of our nation as we are, please join us in a fast Sunday.

It does not matter what faith you are; Romney represents the ONLY chance we will have in the next twenty years to overturn abortion and to protect our Constitution. No other candidate with any possibility of winning is going to appoint such judges.

If we have another eight years of liberals in the White House (McCain, Obama or Hillary, they are pretty much the same) we will have a liberal majority on the court again that has to be replaced one by one, just as Bush has done.

Please pass this on to as many people as you can, thank you. MS

Never mind that none of what the bitch said even makes any sense, let's talk about fasting. For those that aren't familiar with it, fasting means you don't eat for 24 hours, because if you don't eat then God gets very happy and gives you stuff you want: a better job, more money, a hotter girlfriend, a win for your favorite baseball team, or maybe even anal. Just don't eat and it will happen. Fasting is like giving your girlfriend flowers. It makes God want to put out for you.

It also works if you want to elect Mitt Romney for President so we can repeal abortion and "protect our constitution." Let's see if it works. I'm guessing no.