Thursday, January 31, 2008

Hot Lesbians

Every day with hot lesbians is a good day and today is filled with joy. TMZ.com says that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert may have been involved a public tryst this week.

Sources who were at Tenjune nightclub in NYC tell Usmagazine.com that Paris and Cuthbert, who stars in "24", were "all over each other and making out." Cuthbert's rep denies the incident.

They say these are "false allegations" but we know it's true because when they so no they mean yes. It's like Roger Clemens saying he "didn't" do steroids. "Didn't" means "did." Or when my freshman year girlfriend said she "didn't" like anal. I knew what she was really trying to say, wink wink.

1 comments:

Dave said...

Wow Dude you really know how to pander to your audience, two lesbian posts in one day? That is what I would call target marketing. No wonder our hit rate is up 1000% from earlier in the week. We even added some new people, they probably put ‘lesbian orgy’ into google and ended up here, poor bastards. I still can’t figure out why none of those losers will post a comment.

I have never really been all that keen on Paris (something is wrong with her face) but Elisha Cuthbert really does it for me. Ever since I saw her in that movie The Girl Next Door where she plays the porn star with a heart of gold I have been a fan. She is even in your wife’s favorite movie Dude, Love Actually. The credits in that movie list her character as Carol-Anne, American Goddess, need I say more? You know who I would really like to see together are Elisha and Scarlett Johansen. That would be hot (to quote fuck face). You could even pass it off as Sister on Sister action those two really do look alike. Screw Paris (and many have) give me someone with a little more meat on their bones and actual breasts on their chest.

Paris and Elisha probably met when they shared some screen time in the critically acclaimed flic House of Wax (2005). What a shit movie that was, Paris is a horrible actress and an even worse person. She is one of those people who are like a characterization of themselves. Nothing is really good or genuine about them they are just characters, always trying to be on stage (or in home made porno movies). BTW - When is the Tossa Mysalad/Brittany home made porno comming out?

For the record I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot. As I have stated before I am a big fan of dark hair. I really like the picture you posted, nice one Dude. Sadly I am at work and would like to stay employed so I have not been able to view the lesbian orgy video…Yet.