Flynet Online, which is basically like the New York Times only not, is reporting that a Producer's Assistant who probably was a stripper once, since her name is Misty, had a lesbian affair with Angelina Jolie while they were working on the movie Gone In 60 Seconds. Misty, who is hot as hell (that's her on the right), said:
"We immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot and I really wanted her." One week after their first encounter, Misty realized that "Angie wanted to sleep with me as much as I was so desperate to get her into bed," adding; "You could cut the sexual tension with knife."
(one night in Angelina's trailer) … Angelina was talking about her sex life, she told Misty that she had many girls but none of them were as good as Billy Bob Thornton. Misty responded with, "But you haven't had me." After that, Angelina dropped the bomb; "I want you to come to my trailer and get naked."
Misty said a few other things but she didn't go into details about what happened, probably because it was so special that it's just not right to share everything. I mean, you can't tell everyone about every rainbow and unicorn. What's left to hold onto?
BAD UPDATE: Turns out I was wrong about this Misty chick: She's hideous. OK so I knew all along that she was ugly but I wanted you to at least be able to enjoy it for a minute. Now you see that I'm the kind of friend that helps you with your homework.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A LESBIAN
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Angelina Jolie is a frightening, scarecrow parody of femininity. While she DOES have lips that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch (and by that I mean that if she were to fellate me I would orgasm both quickly--a common problem for me and in and of itself not significant--and powerfully) her annoying self-righteousness and anorexic thinness make me want to punch her in the face.
Of course I would wait until AFTER the blowjob was over.
Anyone, man or woman, that does not find Angelina one of the most sexually appealing woman that has ever lived is either addicted to porn (and therfore cannot feel anything anymore), blind, or sexually dishonest.
If Angelina and JJ had ever crossed paths it would have been an explosion of sexuality. That would be like the nuclear test for the hotness halo effect.
If they even shook hands every person within eyeshot (inuendo?) of that scene would have came themselves.
O...O...O...O...exhale.
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