Bob, the Enzyte fucktardThe website SexHealthReview.com, which I'm sure you've already visited a few times today, lists Britney-banger Adnan Tikka Masala as one of twelve participants in a test survey of various male enhancement products. Tikka Masala, who lists his profession as "filmmaker" on the site, says:
"I work in 'the' industry in Los Angeles, and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide."
I'm so grateful that hero filmmakers like Tikka Masala have time to reach out to the community despite being busy taking pictures of insane, washed-up dancers. I run this blog, even though I'm really a "celebrity sex expert," since I masturbate regularly to recent photos of Sally Field. I'm a hero too, you know.
3 comments:
Wow this Tossa Mysalad guy is everywhere all of the sudden. I wonder if this professional “filmmaker” has shot any footage of his enhanced adventures with Brittany. Think about it, if you were making a celeb sex film and you had seen the Tommy and Pam video you would want some enhancement before you went in front of the camera.
Now Dude I have a very important questions concerning something you alluded to in the latter part of this post. Are there really some good recent photos of Sally Field that are worthy of a self-love session? I too am a huge fan of the Flying Nun. I have seen many photos of Gidget on the web but the problem is that each time I see some new ones her body is completely different. Some times her breasts are small and some times they are big. Same thing with the areolas, her height, her skin color, etc… I am starting to think that some of these photos may have been altered in some way. Can they really do that?
Anyways, please forward any and all links you may find that I can ‘Smoke my Bandit’ to if you know what I mean. Send me the good stuff Dude, photos I can use to raise my “Steel Magnolia”. I hate to be a “Mrs. Doubtfire” concerning the existence of true quality picks but if there are some I am ready to go “Forrest Gump” on that action.
Sorry to burst your bubble but I put Sally Field on there because she was the first famous actress that came to mind that is also hideous and unsexual in every way. I could masturbate to Sally Field about as easily as masturbating while thinking about my mom. That means it's never going to happen.
Other good choices that Sally beat out include Glenn Close, Merryl Streep, Elizabeth Taylor, Barbra Streisand, and Kathleen Turner (I probably should have chosen her, have you seen this bitch?)
I saw Kathleen Turner in the play Who's Afraid of Virgina Wolfe when I was working in NYC. Very not attractive. I totally wanted to do her when I saw Romancing the Stone.
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