Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dr. Phil is a Hero

Dr. Phil McGraw, otherwise known as Richard Simmons for the New Millennium, has sounded off about Britney Spears again. In regards to Dr. Douchebag's visit today to some some shitty morning show watched by the over-80 crowd, PageSix says:

Dr. Phil said he made the public statement about his visit with Britney at Cedars-Sinai on January 5 "because I wanted to stop speculation about what went on there. I didn't say anything in the statement that I hadn't said before." He also claimed that at no point were they trying to stage an intervention.

After his interview, Dr. Douchebag kissed his wife on national TV and then went back to his hotel where he got fucked in the ass by a 15 year-old transvestite Thai prostitute wearing a strap-on dildo while she snorted Coke off his chest (not on national TV).

1 comments:

Dave said...

Dr. Phil is definitely a Douchebag. Have I mentioned my feelings concerning 'therapists' on this blog yet. Let's break that one down, therapist, sound it out, the-rapist. He is a horrible fame addicted pub hound.