SNOOP DOGG IS A MORMON

CNN is reporting that Calvin Broadus, aka Snoop Dogg, aka the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen but one pretty funny dude, has converted to Mormonism. "Brother Dogg", as he will now be known in his social circles, apparently had been investigating the church for a year. CNN says:

In what some may consider an unexpected move, rap artist "Snoop Dogg" has reportedly converted to Mormonism. Snoop Dogg says he "can't get enough of the Book of Mormon."

In a statement, a spokeswoman for Snoop Dogg -- whose real name is Calvin Broadus -- said he considers himself extremely fortunate to have discovered such a deep sense of spiritual fulfillment at this stage in his life.

In another statement, new LDS Prophet Thomas S. Monson said, "When I was a 25 year-old Bishop living in Salt Lake City I once brought groceries to a widow named Snoop Dogg. 'Sister Dogg', I said. 'Have some gooseberry pie'. 'Oh no Brother Monson', she said. 'Call me Sister Snoop.' Then we talked about the Book of Mormon and all were edified."

I guess Snoop feels the same way. Mormonism is true and all other religions are an abomination in God's sight so no doubt Snoop feels the Spirit telling him as much. Hey, there's no way this could be a joke is there? Anyone there? Anyone?