Seriously, ever. Like ever in my whole gosh darn cotton pickin' life, y'all.
Click this link, look at it for a long time, and then come back to the Comments after some Chinese person has commented. Then you won't believe that it's real. I read Chinese because I'm an alien from outer space, or was a Mormon missionary or some shit like that.
But it is apparently totally real, as in it's the new tattoo from some dumb bitch named Audrina Patridge who is on some shit show in the US that I don't know anything about. But she gets naked occasionally for the cameras and is hot, etc etc. So basically she's an American chick at this point.
Do a search for her on Google Images. I'm too lazy to post photos today. Yeah, well fuck you then, too. I'm angry again.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
MAYBE THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
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With this post you are officially back. Classic Dude, a little funny and a liitle sexy. More funny then sexy but I am not complaining.
So I am flipping through the channels last night just trying to fall asleep and what do I find on MTV, a HILLS MARATHON.
I am immediately sucked in and I end up wasting 3 hours of my life on this ilk. This show is such a glossed over bastardization of "reality" it is amazing.
For some reason the marathon was in reverse chronological order with the newest episodes airing first. The chics on this show are insane and the dudes are all complete pushies. LC is a sweetie but that Hiedi is a total beatch.
I hate myself for liking this show but I must say it was very addicting. MTV reality shows for some reason always suck me in especially in Marathon mode.
In the last episode I watched LC and Whitney went to Paris. I have got to get to that city, man it was beautiful. You are very fortunate Dude. I do not know what it is like in BFE France but Paris just looks fantastic.
I worry about people in developing nations (and States with no NBA team) watching this show and thinking that life in this country is really anything remotely like the fantasy world of this show.
When I was living in Nanjing, China in 1993 there were only 2 American shows that were on Chinese TV. Baywatch and Dallas. You can imagine what this did to peoples perception of life in America. I finally just told people that asked that I was dating Pam Anderson's sister and lived in a home very similar to the sprawling compound of the Ewing clan.
(Truth be know I was heavily involved in a very committed relationship with Palmala Handerson at the time and living in a small home in Provo with the Dude. We did have a volleyball court in the back yard to recreate "Top Gun" momments when we needed it.)
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