Kathleen Turner's incredible bod got me to (masturbating) thinking about hot 50 year-olds, and since the Dude is getting up there it's time to start considering who will soon be saying "Thank You, Yes" to anal with me before they're unable to say yes to such things any longer.
- Heather Locklear. OK she's only 46 but she's been banged by so many guys that her vag is probably more like 80, or 980 if you're comparing her to a Mormon chick in garments. It's like Methusaleh. He lived to be 980 you know.
- Shannon Tweed. She's 51 and is married to Gene Simmons, even though they're not married. He bangs other chicks, I'm going to bang her.
- Whoever this dude is talking about (first post on the page). This story kicks ass. I do that sometimes, but they've all been models instead of 50-year olds. Most of them start crying. That's what people do when they hear they've won the lottery.
- Bo Derek. She makes the list even though she loses huge points for over the top plastic surgery and for being naked on a horse, which is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I'm not sure I'll call her.
- Amparo Grisales. Her website is here. Do NOT miss it. She's apparently a Colombian actress. Do they have TVs in Colombia? I thought it was mostly Llamas. She's almost 52 years old. I don't give a shit. This chick is like Secretariat. She wins by 30 lengths.
1 comments:
This is an interesting topic. I had never even heard of Amparo Grisales. There are either some amazing airbrush or photoshop experts in Columbia or this woman has an amazing body for a 50+ year old woman.
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