Most actors and actresses are dipshits. It gets worse when they win an Oscar because then they think they're important. And it's the worst ever when they're French because those people are all so mean and conniving, thinking of ways to turn their Pinocchio noses up at everyone else. There's never been one nice French person ever. Not one. And black people are all bad. And Jews too. And Asians. And white people. Did I miss anyone? Oh yeah, Inuits. God damn Inuits. They're so uppity that I can't take it. Like Marion Fucking Retard Cotillard.
Retard Cotillard is incredibly hot and has great tits and is French, so why does she have to do anything else? But apparently that's not enough. The Daily Mail is now reporting that in a 2007 interview Cotillard was quoted as saying:
"I think (we've been) lied to about a number of things," Cotillard said, singling out the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center as an example of the US making up horror stories for political ends.
"We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."
She added that the towers, planned in the early Sixties, were an outdated "money-sucker" that would have cost more to modernise than to rebuild altogether, which is why they were destroyed.
She said: "It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."
She went on to say, "I had a dream the other night that I was being chased by a gorgeous blond woman with huge tits and when she caught me she pulled me down and we then covered every inch of each others' bodies with deep tender kisses until we both collapsed in exhaustion. Then we slept naked together like two lovers in an endless embrace." (last paragraph added)
She then goes on to say that she has serious doubts that people ever landed on the moon.
My fellow Americans, you must stop telling our secrets to all these foreigners. I mean yeah, we blew up our World Trade Centers because people were having trouble with Skype, and yeah the moon is made of green cheese, and yes the earth is flat, and no George Washington never chopped down the cherry tree, and yes McDonald's puts rats' feet into its strawberry shakes, and yes Wendy's puts fingertips into its chili, but do you guys really have to tell all our secrets to a French chick just because she's hot? I mean don't you get it?!? She's really smart! She can put 2 and 2 together you guys. Now they're ON TO US.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
MARION COTILLARD IS RETARDED
Labels: Fucktards, Hot Chicks
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2 comments:
To quote the dude..."You can't motorboat a personality."
What is up with all of the people who cannot accept the Moon landing or the fact that 9-11 was not an inside job, plot, or conspiracy?
We should never let actors talk, they should just act. Look what happened when we let Tom Cruise talk about other things besides his movies.
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