I LOOK LIKE A CELEBRITY

My wife showed me this website the other day. You upload a photo of yourself and then it tells you which celebrity you look like. I'm a delicious hunk of man meat that every woman wants to eat, so naturally my celebrity matches turned out to be Michael Moore when he doesn't shave and the dude from "Mask". Cher is my favorite actress. Sometimes we play sexual games where I'm Michael Moore and she's Cher, wearing that thong thing she wore in that video where she sang that song on a navy ship. What a great song that was. Anyway, that game guarantees orgasm for all.