Word out of wherever today is that the greatest website on earth is starting to get a loyal following. Dave says:
Here is another hot topic: myfreeimplants.com. You are a girl and you want some fake boobies and so you go on this site and post pictures. Guys log in, check you out, and send you money through the site. In no time at all you have enough money to get a boob job.
I went to the site and as I wiped away cascading tears with trembling fingers the truth spoke to me:
MyFreeImplants.com started in early 2005 when a bunch of friends were attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas. During the course of the party a conversation started up about how one of the ladies had the most perfect set of breasts. She told us how she had just recently "gotten them done." Her beautiful friend chimed in and mentioned that she wanted to get hers done but could not yet afford the $6000 price tag that her friend had just paid. One of us yelled out "I got $5 on it" and then someone else offered $10, and then $20, and then $50. By the time we got around the suite there was a verbal commitment amongst all the guys in the room to pay for 25% of her implants!
I was at a Mormon bachelor party once. We played volleyball in the gym of a church until like two o'clock in the morning and when we were good and exhausted from all the strenuous exercise we walked out into the hall and had a drink of nice cool water from the drinking fountain. Everyone's holy garments were soaked to the skin. It was one crazy night I will tell you that. Holy shit.
Friday, March 07, 2008
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
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The first really good bachelor party I had the chance to go to was when I was younger and much stupider. Two strippers came to the house and started getting insane, dollar bills pulled out of mouths with lips of a non-oral nature, double dragon dildo slamming, the works.
I had been married for less then a year and was afraid of my God and my wife and so I went in the other room and missed almost all of it.
I only saw the beautiful naked bodies of these two very young performers as they passed the room I was in to go upstairs to change costumes. To this day I regret my choice.
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