Tuesday, March 25, 2008
THE 500 GREATEST SONGS OF ALL TIME
The list is from Rolling Stone, which is an incredibly stupid, pompous magazine. Like anyone reads it anyway. It's like GQ. Only gay men and 15 year old boys buy it, mostly so they can masturbate to wet t-shirt photos of some B actress.
Anyway, there are like 100 songs on this list from the Beatles. Has there ever been a band with a delta of shittiness to publicity greater than the Beatles? Those guys were terrible. Their music is like Kool-Aid. It sucks. The #1 song is "Like A Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan. And #2 is Satisfaction, by the Rolling Stones. That's not a bad song. It actually rates somewhere between the 8000th and 12,000th best song of all time. I love how the magazine Rolling Stone names the greatest songs of all time and the top two songs both have Rolling Stone in it. Are the editors like twelve years old? I bet they have "twin day" every Tuesday at the office.
The five greatest songs of all time are:
1. One - U2
2. When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin
3. Thank You - Dido
4. Some Girls are Bigger Than Others - The Smiths
5. Eden - 10,000 Maniacs
OK there's like 100 songs better than those but they're the best ones right now. Bubbly did not make the list.
Labels: Fucktards, Great Music
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Making top whatever lists is suspect for anyone. What about a top 100 for impressionist art? It really doesn't matter because things like art and music are a matter of personal preference.
When someone in the media makes these lists the purpose is clear, stir up debate, or controversy so you can get more bup or ratings or whatever it is that allows you to make more money.
I hate the mass media, especially the 24HR news shows. I can't not watch it, but I still hate it.
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