Since we've been talking about magazines for and run by stupid people, and since everyone in the South is dumb, let me submit to you that Y'all Magazine may be for you. Click here for the latest issue. There's lots of good stuff in there for the Southern heart. It's like George, only for the chitlin crowd. I actually have no idea what chitlins are but they sound good y'all.
For those of you from the South that "read" this blog, I try to put lots of pretty pictures on it since so many of you aren't so into your "letters". Those of us who can read, we love your stupid southern asses.
I know a dude down there who named his three kids "Hooks", "Leo", and "Knight". And two of the three kids are girls. He may or may not be able to read but I'll be damned if he don't love his Lord. He's a god damn Promise Keeper if there ever was one. Someday he might be on the cover of Y'all. Hopefully with Hooks. Fuck Y'all, it's Friday. I'm goin' catfishin'.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Y'ALL MAGAZINE KICKS ASS
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This is so disturbing on so many levels. I don't know what make's me angrier - Y'All Magazine (I know - I sent the link to the Dude), or the fact they put Bush on the cover - who is NOT from the south!! George Walker Bush is from New England bastion of preppy buffoons like Bush and his siblimgs. When will people wake up?? This douche went to PREP Schools in Connecticut then was admitted to Yale because his fasmily basically owns the place. And to make it worse, he was a cheerleader at Yale. Which today is considered something only a homosexual would be doing (ironic considering he hates them). Bush's big contribution as president is just who he is - being another sarcastic preppy who gives people nicknames. I'm sure his adept skills at hosting keggers comes in handy at state dinners as well.
George Bush will go down in history as the greatest president this country has ever seen.
Or the worst. Whichever.
Ah, screw it. I'm gonna get with the program and purchase this next time I register my car -
http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/floridaplate.jpg
Florida has like eight thousand different plates you can get why not one for bigotry?
You can buy a plate with a Manatee on it and help raise money to protect these sexy creatures or you can help spread hate disguised as heritage. Wow.
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