The response to the posting about Ev Mecham has been so overwhelming, and the interest in his holy underwear so deep that I feel compelled to better inform all of you about the protection you can receive if you too wear the Mormon garments.
As you know they are incredibly alluring: note the comparison between a woman wearing a thong and the same woman wearing Mormon garments. It's hard to know which is hotter. Naturally I pick the holy one. Who wouldn't want to "get with that"?
But did you also know that when you wear garments you are protected from harm? It's true. My mother told me that many times growing up, and you can see it in the above video. As the Mormon fashion model they interviewed in the segment says, "It's like wearing a big hug." God that chick was hot
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
MORMON GARMENTS OFFER YOU THEIR PROTECTION
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I don't know what you're talking about. That chick in the middle is HOT! Jesus, I gotta get me some of that crazy sexy shit.
vDude, I must say you out did yourself on this one. I stand corrected on my previous comment that there is no Mormon Porn. You actually found some Dude! I have never seen a photo like the one you posted today in my entire Mormon life, wow. I will not be able to get an erection for at least a month.
You know the chic in the photo could have at least bought them in her size. The loose fitting and baggy look of the garments in the photo just add to the mystique. (Where in the Hell or all that is holy for that matter did you find a photo like this?) You have brought back years of mental man pain and arousal suppression. No magic man pill can overcome the JuJu those crazy things generate.
You have to hand it to the Church. I don’t know about the full spectrum of physical protection (fire, car accidents, bullets), but if these things really are to help protect us from moral transgression as has been widely discussed in the church they are really on to something.
“One of these things is not like the other - c’mon can you tell me which thing? Can you guess which one it doing its own thing? By when this song is done, and now the song is done.”
Here is something else I learned about Mormons today. We are not as white as I thought we were.
The LDS faith is largely white, but not as uniformly so as several other denominations. Mormons are 86 percent white non-Hispanic; 3 percent black;, 2 percent Asian; 3 percent other or mixed, non-Hispanic; 1 percent Hispanic, in a sampling of 571. By comparison, 71 percent are white. Jews are 95 percent white, and members of mainline Protestant Churches are 91 percent white.
Source; “U.S. Religious Landscape Survey" was prepared by the Pew Forum on Religious and Public Life, based in Washington, D.C. The forum is funded by the Pew Charitable Trusts
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