Some network is reporting that John McCain and his 96 year-old Vice Presidential candidate mother have won basically all the primaries except Alabama, where all the racists voted for Mike Huckabee. Oh and in Utah, where 88% voted for Mitt Romney.
88%? Are you fucking kidding me? Utah is about 50% Mormon and Mormons tend to be more active voters than most other groups, but this still means that at least 95% of Mormons voted for Romney. Minimum. Probably 98%.
There isn't a candidate on earth that could get 88% of the vote anywhere else. Much less 98%. You couldn't get 88% of the vote if you were David Duke and the only people voting were in the Klan. You couldn't get 88% of the vote if you were Miley Cyrus and only 9 year-old girls were voting. Not even Hitler got 88% of the vote. But if you're a retarded proboscis monkey with terminal cancer and Mormons know you've been baptized a Mormon, I'm betting you'd get at least 88% of the vote. Maybe even 98%.
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