Friday, January 11, 2008

TV and Rain

It's raining really hard at my house

I'm sitting in my living room right now and it's raining so hard I can barely see my yard. Since very few people have garages in France, you basically get soaked just walking outside to your car. This acts as a huge deterrent from going out. I guess I'll stay home and watch gulli all afternoon, since I'm too lazy to change the channel and all our channels suck anyway.

Gulli is the main kids' cartoon channel in France. Since my wife and I don't watch very much TV and the kids do, our TV is basically tuned to gulli 24 hours a day, showing stupid shows like Oggy et les Cafards (Oggy and the Cockroaches), which is basically a wordless, far more violent and horrifying version of Sponge Bob Squarepants (By the way, here's a VIDEO of "Bob l'Eponge" in French, called "We ate our house"). But at least Bob l'eponge has words. Oggy et les Cafards sickens me. My kids love it.
French cockroaches

Another show they love is called "La Famille Féerique", which is about some family that does magic and has animals and stuff. The plots are dumb, like pretty much all cartoons, but the wife is pretty hot so I have no problem with this show.
A cartoon MILF

But mostly I don't watch TV. I can't understand what people say. They talk too god damn fast and I get pissed off because I can't follow the conversations. It's still raining really hard. This is going to be a great weekend.

2 comments:

Dave said...

Speaking of hot cartoon women who has seen those Esurance car insurance commercials? Why do I think that cartoon chick is so hot? Maybe it is because she jumps around like a minx and has proportions that make Barbi look like Rosie O'fat. We should do a top ten cartoon chick list as a post.

There are a ton of crazy porno sites where you can watch the little mermaid take it to Belle with a strap on and everything. It is very high quality animation and audio. Crazy stuff.

The Dude said...

That's a great idea for a post. Now taking all nominations for top 10 hottest cartoon chicks ever. I shall post my list - with provocative photos - in a few days.

The Little Mermaid wasn't particularly hot per se. Just kind of pretty in a sisterly sort of way.